asians

Slur Represents Reason & Origins
Azn Asians Asians that spend too much time online and hence use "l33t", the "hacker" language
Banana Asians An Asian American who has lost their heritage. Yellow on the outside, white on the inside.
Bananame Asians "Banana" and "anime." Refers to Asians, esp. Filipinos, who are fixated on Japanese pop culture(anime, music, etc.), only date Japanese, try to be Japanese.
Bandwidth Nigger/Whore Asians Represents Asians who, instead of using the Asian video game servers they are assigned, jump to a US server and hog the bandwidth of US users.
Bed Time Asians Reference to their eyes.
Bruce Lee Asians Self explanatory
Bruised Banana Asians A "banana" who acts black.
Buddhahead Asians A lot of Asians are Buddhists.
Bug-Eater Asians Many Asians eat bugs such as Locusts and Grasshoppers.
Bukkakese Asians Reference to the popular Bukkake fetish. (Bukkake + Japanese)
Burnt Rice Asians Darker-skinned Asians.
Can'ardly Asians They can'ardly see, originated in Australia.
Chap Asians Chinese/Japanese mix
Chinaman Asians Self-explanatory.
Ching-Chong Asians Typically used by schoolchildren in a derogatory manner towards Asian people.
Chinina Asians The female version of "chino"
Chink Asians Asian equivalent of "Nigger" for blacks. Two possible origins: the dictionary definition is "A narrow opening or slit", meaning a reference to their eyes. Or could also refer to the sound of someone working on a railroad, which Chinese immigrants helped build in 1800's America. Technically should only refer to Chinese, but used for all Asians.
Chinkerbell Asians Self-Explanatory
Coin Slot Asians Reference to their eyes
Cook Asians Most Asians in non-asian countries are cooks.
Coolie Asians Term for unskilled Chinese workers, especially on U.S. railroads.
Data Asians From the move "The Goonies." Data was a stereotypical Asian child prodigy.
Dog-Eater Asians They have been known to eat dogs; as seen on "Faces of Death" Volumes 1-6.
Dog-Muncher Asians See Dog-Eater
DWO Asians Driving While Oriental. Based on the idea that being Asian and driving is just as dangerous as being intoxicated and driving.
Egghead Asians Asians, especially Koreans, have large heads.
Eggroll Asians Refers to Asian babies who would be wrapped in blankets.
Fingernail Rancher Asians A lot of Asians own Nail Salons
Fishhead Asians Japan's only true source of food is the sea, so they eat a lot of fish.
Floss Asians Tou can blindfold them with floss
Gink Asians Cross between a "gook" and a "chink"
Goldfish Monger Asians A fish monger is a Shakespearean term for pimp, and there are many coi at Chinese restaurants
Goloid Asians Short for Mongoloid
Gookemon Asians Gook + Pokemon.
Grasshopper Asians Keye Luke's protege (the young Caine) from the TV series, Kung Fu. "Snatch the pebble from my hand, Grasshopper."
Grinder Asians Can't drive manual transmission vehicles
HAB Asians Hot Asian Bitch
Honky/Honkie Asians Asians hailing from Hong Kong.
Ironing Board Asians Ironing boards are flat, same with asian face/body.
Japanigger Asians Describes Asians of unknown origin.
Jaundy Boy Asians Comes from Jaundice (Hepatitis), which turns your skin yellow.
Jin Asians Asian people who try to act Black and use the slang, etc. Jin is the name of a Chinese rapper (link).
Junta Asians known as the ones who spend there time hanging round by the arcades thinking they are all hard
Knees Asians Japanese, chinese, vietnamese, ect. Reference to the suffix "nese."
Lego Asians Shortened from Lego man, the tiny yellow toy with missing genitalia.
Lemonhead Asians Skin color.
Little Hiroshima Asians The United States dropped an atomic bomb on Hiroshima during WW2. The association with the city and asian people in general has stuck. Refers mainly to Japanese.
Meat Pie Asians "Yellow on the outside, black on the inside."
Miyagi Asians From the movie The Karate Kid
Mushu Asians Probably from Asian kid on Crank Yankers
Ng Asians Pronounced 'Ing' . Ng is a very common Asian surname that is considered goofy and is used derogatorily.
Nikon Asians Popular brand of camera. Asian tourists are known to take a lot of photographs.
Nine Iron Asians Golf club with a dramatic degree of loft, ostensibly resembling stereotypical Asian 'slanted' eyes. As slanted as...
Ninja Asians The idea of ninjas comes from Asia
Nuprin Asians "Little, yellow, different."
Oreo Asians Oreo is bastardized form of Oriental.
Ornamental Asians From Oriental.
P-1 Asians P-1 is a commonly used abbreviation for traffic collision reports for Party #1, Party #1 is normally the person at fault for a collision.
Pancake Asians Facial characteristics.
Panhead Asians Facial characteristics.
Patty Asians Abundance of rice patties in Asia
Peeled Banana Asians Americanized Asians who try to act like whites.
Pineapple Lump Asians Reference to asian vehicles?
Ping-pang Asians Mimics the way their language sounds to non-Asians.
Pizdaglaz Asians Combination of Russian words "pizda" ("cunt") and "glaz(a)" ("eyes") Pronounced "peezdah-glahz." Self-explanatory.
Plate Tossers Asians They name their kids by throwing plates down the stairs and seeing what sound it makes. (Ching, Chong, Ding)
Pointy-Head Asians J. W. Pepper says it a number of times in "The Man with the Golden Gun" while speaking to some Asians in Bangkok.
Post It Asians Yellow and disposable. In reference to how Japan and China treat their people/army.
Potato Queen Asians Asian women who only date white men. Overweight white business men, on the typical.
Powerpoint Asians Used mainly by Australians. Australian electricity outlets are commonly called power points, they are said to look like a stick figure drawing of an Asian face.
Protractor Asians Eyes, In the shape of a protractor, 180 degrees at bottom, straight line
Pumpkinhead Asians Asians have relatively large and round heads, which resemble Halloween pumkins.
Quarter Jockey Asians Asians that go to arcades and play one game for hours off of a single quarter
Raisin Asians Approximates "Rolling Asian." Refers to an Asian who rolls X-tacy, e.g. at a Rave.
Random Asians The facial characteristics of an Asian face are said to be very similar. For that reason all the new Asians who are around you in e.g the work force, school. are said to be randoms. Meaning they all look the same and are another random face.
Rangoon Asians Chinese Food (Crab Rangoon)
Rasian Asians Term used to describe when an Asian drinks and turns really red.
Rice Ball Asians Used in the Vietnam War to describe the enemy at times.
Rice Burner/Rice Rocket Asians Person who drives an Asian car that has modifications which are supposed to make the car look faster. No gain in performance is achieved. Shortens to Ricer
Rice Nigger Asians Similar to sand nigger, but for Asians
Rice-Cooker Asians Australian equivalent of Rice Burner.
Rice-Eater Asians Popular food among Asians.
Rice-Paddy Asians Places where they grow rice in Asia and Japan.
Rice-Picker Asians Because they pick rice. Probably the Asian version of 'Cotton Picker.'
SBH Asians Represents their Straight Black Hair.
Schlitzauge Asians German word, literally "eye like a slit"
Seaweed-Sucker Asians Seafood diet.
Simpson Asians The Simpsons are yellow
Slant Asians Facial description -- referring to the eyes.
Slantey-eye'd Asians Facial description -- referring to the eyes.
Sleepwalker Asians Small eyes appear to be closed, even during the day
Slit Asians Another eye reference.
Slope Asians Facial description, Self-explanatory. Also: Slopehead
Slope Head Asians Their faces are rather slopped
Smack Asians They look like they've been smacked in the forehead, giving a slope and a squint to their eye.
Socket Face Asians Thier eyes are slitted, like the electrical sockets on a wall.
Soy Sauce Asians They love soy sauce
Soyback Asians Refers to Asains always using soy sauce
Squint Asians Facial reference
Sunny Side Up Asians Refers to Asians who believe they are white on the inside and try to fit in with whites, but are really Asian and yellow on the outside. Sunnyside up has a white inside and yellow outside
Tab Asians Trendy Asian Bitch. Self explanatory
Table Face Asians They tend to have flat faces.
Tai-chink Asians Martial arts.
Tape Head Asians Facial characteristics--slanted eyes as if someone pulled back their eyes using Scotch tape around the back of their head.
Taxi Asians Taxis are yellow
Test-Taker Asians Asians are always taking standardized tests to further their education.
Thin-Eyed Asians In Russian "uzko glaziye" means "thin eyed" and is used for referring to all Far East Asians.
Tinty Asians Their eyes are tinted, and can not be seen into, only out of. Also pertaining to Asian woman who sleep with numerous men in one night.
Tiny Asians For their small stature (penis, etc)
Triad Asians The Asian mob based out of Macao is called the Triad.
Twinkie Asians An Asian-American who has lost their heritage. Yellow on the outside, white on the inside.
Two Stroke Asians Eyes look like 2 strokes
UFO Asians Ugly Fucking Oriental.
Uzbek Asians Armenian word for people with slanted eyes.
VC Asians Term used to describe "Viet Cong" during the Vietnam War. Often used now to group all Asians as the enemy or as untrustworthy.
Wang Chung Asians Represents a typical Asian name. Also a British new wave band in the 80's famous for their song "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" with the lyric "Everybody Wang Chung tonight!"
Waverunner Asians Reference to the 2004 tsunami.
Widescreen Asians They see only widscreen vision because their eyes are typically wider than taller.
Winky Asians Eyes reference
Wog Asians Abbreviation of either "White-", "Westernised-" or "Worthy-Oriental Gentleman." Originally intended as a term denoting respect. In common use, however, it became a term of abuse/denigration.
Woggle Asians Variation of Wog
Yangmo Asians Generic term representing any Asian group without having to identify country of origin.
Yao Asians Tall asians. Reference to Yao Ming, a professional basketball player of Chinese origin.
Yellow Asians Skin color (as compared to Caucasians).
Yellow Devil Asians Common name used by American servicemen to describe the Japanese. Play on "White Devil"
Yellow Monkey Asians Skin Color as well as referring to the Asian race as monkeys, from Vietnam.
Yelvis Asians Yellow Elvis. Asians with pompadours. Plural: Yelvi.
Yigger Asians Yellow nigger.
Yolk Asians Egg yolks are yellow.
Zip Asians When they smile, their teeth look like a zipper. AKA: Zipper, See also: Zipperhead
Zipperhead Asians Coined by US soldiers during Korean War. Also used in the film Full Metal Jacket. MULTIPLE reasons have been submitted:

1) If Asians were shot in the head with high-powered weapons, their heads would split as if you unzipped them

2) Vietnam War slang for "Zero Intelligence Potential" (IE: just kill them, no reason to interrorgate them)

3) Many times the Asians would be run over by military Jeeps, which left tire tracks on them that resembled zippers.

4) Asians tend to part their hair down the middle, leaving a zipper-like strip.

5) I'm not sure if the military used body bags to transfer dead enemy soldiers, but theres a possibly reference to the zipper on said bag.

6) WWII Japanese pilots wore leather helmets with zippers down the middle